this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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