so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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