Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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