There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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