Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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