Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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