Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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