we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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