someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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