You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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