If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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