the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
what day is it and did you see me today?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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