I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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