i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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