can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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