Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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