I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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