Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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