Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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