Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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