About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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