Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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