Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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