Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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