out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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