so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Someone signed my nipple.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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