No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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