I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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