dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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