I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
