just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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