why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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