"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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