Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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