Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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