I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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