If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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