Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
