If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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