May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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