The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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