I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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