yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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