I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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