Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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