This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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