If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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