So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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