i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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