Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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