I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
