I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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