Pappa wants mamma naked
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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