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why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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