why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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