dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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