sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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