the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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